Glenn Beck to Play or Parody Solomon?

Posted by Buck68 on March 17th, 2010 filed in Uncategorized
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by Buck68™, March 17th 2010
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This guy Glenn Beck has a program on FoxNews Channel. He put up an email, askglennanything@gmail.com and said he’d take a whole hour to answer questions. I have a few here… and many more. Just imagine my fright and outrage and cowardly confusion if I don’t Get Help!!! I …have a pre-existing condition! I ‘organized’ the questions into 3 categories: the Census, Logic, and Czars. Then i added some more at the end cuz i lerned once u had to have a summary and conclusion.

CENSUS
NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#6]:
>why is there No Place to Mark for bisexuals, transgenders, and eunuchs?
>why must I “mark ONE box” [M or F]…when I’ve been told countless times I must “get in touch with my feminine side”?
>what is “sex”? Physical? Emotional? Whatever I feel…whenever? What if I am given some Hope and Change about mysex?
>if i’m in counseling to “Explore My Sexuality”, where’s the box for “i’m not sure until I’m told by the Expert, and after I’m not sure cuz the Expert may Change me”?
>I read “Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars”, but smarter people have told me I’m from Pluto, which isn’t even a planet any more, so what am I?

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#8]:
>how do I know my “origin”, which i must answer by law? The Law of Evolution says….
>if I have more than 1 “origin” or “race”… how many “special rights” and special government progams and benefits am I “entitled” to? Who gets to make more for Me?

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#9]: Why ARE “Filipino, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Guamanian, Chamorro, Samoan, ‘and so on’”, and “some other race – print race” … “Races” …but:
>”"Hispanic origins are not a race for this census”"?
>ANY European Nation except Spain, …ANY African Nation… ANY Muslim Nation …any Middle Eastern Nation …ARE NOT a “race”?”

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#9]:
>why is there No Place for the Chosen People [Muslims or Jews]? At least the Hispanics ‘get mention’ [but don't count]!
>Are the Muslims and the Jews one “race”; and, if so…where’s their box to mark?
>why is there no box for HUMAN RACE?

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#9]:
>Can the Irish be a race on their day, March 17th? If the right group has their day, can they have their race?
>is it appropriate to Be a Fool on April Fool’s Day? A Fool, of course, is not accountable for his behavior and responses. Then, i could be free to be Myself on at least 1 day…or petition Dear Leader to change my name to April First ‘to be’ a Fool!

LOGIC
The Chief Law Enforcement Officer of the US has declared America “a nation of cowards”. As a citizen, this is my most exciting chance to be “special”. What are my special rights as a Legally Declared Coward?
AG Holder has declared America “a nation of cowards”. Can I do like Congress and “deem” myself not a coward? If I do, will AG Holder strip me of my citizenship and deport me? If AG Holder does, can I re-deem myself because it’s been done many times by The Other Party…or would it be better for me to just sneak back in?

I feel passionate about this. To be total, honest, actual, and real, I just say “totally, honestly, actually, really” [THAR] somewhere in the just sayin’ I’m saying. Like, I really have a question here, honestly.

Why is foolishness the one thing Exceptional Americans [individually and in any group] always have an infinite supply of ‘more’ of?
A: It is written, “the wisdom of God is foolishness to the world”.

If I am totally right in my own mind, but say “I’m only human”, what happens to my righteousness when I have my next thought, feeling,
passion…happening?

When the expert in the presser after the tragedy says, “…so…it…will…never…happen…again” – has this ever come true? How “exceptional” am I for believing that “expert”?

Attorney General Holder just testified to Congress that he knows the future of Osama Bin Laden, whose Miranda rights don’t matter cuz he’ll never be captured alive.
>Q#1: what’s my future?
>Q#2 IF [and onlly if] our Attorney General is not omniscient, why didn’t any of our Esteemed Congresspersons…or Ever Watchful Media… identify and pursue that little, lower than The Level, perjury?
>Q#3: If AG Holder’s really God, why isn’t he President and Czar of Czars…or instantly Separated from the State?

Did Bill O’Reilly say on The Factor this past Tuesday that Moveon.org wrote “thousands died from lack of health care insurance”? Question: who of the estimated 15 Million uninsured young Americans died from their choice not to buy health care insurance in 2009, and how did no insurance kill them, and why aren’t there warning labels on all insurance policies that not having them could cause death worse than…Viagra?

Can a person with no morals or relative ethics, “lie” or say/do anything ‘wrong’?

If a person believes “the ends justify the means”, can he or she ever do anything wrong?

If a person believes “I bring Hope and Change” to all Americans, how do the other 299,999,999 Americans get their hopes and changes back?

If a person feels “right in his own mind” …is he? Or, if a person feels right in his own mind, Who is he feeling like?

If I feel you are wrong, and you feel I am wrong, who’s right? If this is how 300,000,000 Americans feel, then what is going on while we all have passion and faith and pray…to whatever we feel?

I’m considering adopting a kid, so this is important. If I’m a parent and have $5 to give my kid for allowance, but promised $25, can I print a $20 and give it? Can I write an IOU and put on it “full faith and credit”? Is she oppressed if I don’t?

CZAR
I feel passionate about ‘affordable’! Where do I go whenever I have this passion so the Right Czar can tell me what’s Affordable so it will ‘be that way for me’? Or not…so I can be oppressed?

Where are the 27 Czars’ quotas for how many times per day I must be “outraged” when THEY say so …so I can meet my quotas and then get back to “Celebrating Diversity …Respecting All Lifestyles and Cultures” [CD RALAC]?

Why are there 27 Czars and ZERO Czarinas?

SUMMARY
Bonus Q#1: When you are To Blame, Can I Do Whatever or Not, and Blame you…or they? Then I will never break a law in The Nation of Laws…or Rise To The Level.

Bonus Q#2: I AM Appropriate: are you Inappropriate when I feel like it?

Bonus Q#3: Is MyAppropriate…Affordable?

CONCLUSION
Parting Question: If somebody did something wrong before, then I can do it too cuz he did it first?

Law…Yer Nation! PayGo Congress Inappropriately Celebrating Diversity

Posted by Buck68 on March 14th, 2010 filed in Uncategorized
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by Buck68™, March 14th 2010
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Congress passed PayGo and our President signed it into Law!

As soon as Health Care becomes law, it becomes in violation of PayGo. If there are any unparalyzed Cowards out there with a legal license…time to goto Court for an injunction against Health Care on the grounds it violates PayGo…the Law of the Land. Or, pick any other appropriations bill which becomes law.

Now it could be unconstitutional too…but that depends on how each judge feels whenever he/she/it is ready to just sayin’. So get an injunction, like they do in California whenever an extremist unfair oppressive Proposition passes…. Then…just keep litigating fo evah!

I’m so passionate about this, but I’m a coward.

I hope this never…happens…again. I NEED my daily Hope and Change speech to make me feel good and afraid again!

[Foreshadowing] did the No Child Left Behind Education act…leave me behind?

Meanwhile, us Cowards must Celebrate Diversity, Respecting All LifeStyles and Cultures [CD RALAC]. The Culture I Totally Honestly Actually Really [THAR] …so respect …in my passion… is My Affordable Fair Culture of legal stealing, legal lying, legal Ponzi Schemes, and my legal inventions of My Special Rights to Gimme Mo…of your Lives, your Fortunes, and…my fellow Cowards can keep their Sacred Honor.

These Could Possibly Be Legal Taxpayer Happenings

Posted by Buck68 on March 14th, 2010 filed in Uncategorized
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by Buck68™, March 14th 2010
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DISCLAIMER: I am not an expert or licensed in anything. As a Citizen Coward, I am just expressing my First Amendment rights with NO responsibility whatsoever…just like my shining examples, our Most Brilliant President evah and our Most Transparent President evah. Whatever you do with this – or do NOT do – is YOUR responsibility and YOUR problem! Actually, I’m totally already honestly not specifically recalling what is about to happen in this article…really.

1-It could be that the law requires withholding at least 90% of your estimated taxes for a given year. Rumor is the form for this is a W-4. As our Federal and State governments are not only in debt, but now might even delay income tax refunds of EXCESS withholding…what if taxpayers stopped giving extra money for a whole year to elected representatives that overspend EVERY YEAR, then might not give it back?

2-If you own property…you could have real estate taxes. You might have an escrow account where you pay monthly property taxes…in advance. And then, your friendly, trustworthy mortgage company plays with your money for free …until they pay your real estate taxes…then raise your escrow amount for next year. Could you [a] pay your real estate taxes on your own; [b} not pay them until they are due?

3-When you have a fee or a license renewal, it is possible to wait to pay it until the due date. Of course, if a lot of people do this, there could be huge crowds at the paying place on that Last Day. If your trustworthy government office closes before they serve you [actually, your number], you could pay the late fee…or email that government office and tell them you were customer #X and denied your payment by the government and so do not owe the late fee. If government charges you anyway, you could write the office a letter requesting they pay you punitive and compensatory damages for their failure to perform. If the government doesn’t pay, you could take your case to Small Claims Court…making sure you document all your lost work and resolution time, and the pain and suffering of an unjust late fee and failing to make you whole, for your claim against the government.

4-If the Federal or State government fails to perform a service that is required by law or their rules or representations, you could write that office a letter requesting $ compensation for the late/lost service plus the costs of your efforts to recover from that loss, plus pain & suffering if the government evades or refuses to compensate you. Then, you could possibly take that government office to Small Claims Court.

5-Since it’s possible we Cowards do not ‘have’ a ‘justice system’, but an Adversarial System where we are the pawns of the Officers of the Court… might be helpful for you to check out your court location & jurisdiction, and the judges likely to get your case. As all good lawyers know but i’ve only heard rumor, it’s who you know and who you get. Speaking of lawyers, it could be that Small Claims Court does not permit lawyers to represent litigants. There’s also a rumor that Small Claims Court judges normally rule on the cases they hear…immediately. This could be…helpful to Cowards who are totally traumatized by government oppression and scarred fo’ life whenever the ALCU and $$$ interests can’t delay their case for years or be Amicus Curiae [the Friend that uses you for whatever they want].

6-Now if you have a tax debt, or feel one coming on, you could goto those lawyers in those commericals who will “fight for you” and “step between you and the relentless IRS” and …well …you could ‘cut a deal’ like all the experts do in court and our leaders do with each other. You could ‘make a case’ to ‘be treated fairly’…using the precedents of all the others that got off for “pennies on the dollar” of their debts. Or maybe even just write an IOU, or issue a Bond to the government, or let the government know you will pay your taxes ‘off-budget’ this year so the goverment can’t count it so you don’t owe them.

Now there’s No Fault Insurance, and 50/50 divy no matter what Divorce States, and hordes of special rights, and hate crimes. It could be possible that you…branded a Coward by the Top Legal Authority in the United States Government…have been suffering and troubled ever since that Fateful Proclamation about You…and maybe BeeFor? It is possible to use your choice of the mountains of legal precedents awarding sufferers and kept downers billions of dollars that you could possibly keep hearing all about on ‘the news’ from ‘the media’. I herd it’s been called “let’s make a deal”, “our justice”, “my civil rights” for decades of The Great Struggle Against Oppression! Now could there be so many uninvented diseases, traumas, and conditions from all this oppression? It could be that your correct doctor could diagnose your condition and suffering…just like all the experts do in Court and the movies…and that could be evidence….

So, my fellow Cowards, according to these THAR Towering Pillars of Fairness and Diversity…it could be time for you to ‘get me some o’ dat’. I’ve been THAR passioned by all the special people ‘fighting back’ and I wanna ‘be’ special too!

Now, it could be that if nobody is caring for you and you’re getting all these debts or the government is oppressing you, you just need to disappear jogging [for females, bi's, and transgenders]. Thousands will volunteer to Look For You, and there will be helicopters and search teams and press conferences. You could be Found and have Interviews where you could reveal your troubles and traumas and Become A Case…to Be Taken Care Of …so it “will NEVER…happen …again”!

This could be called…”Civil Obedience”. I dunno about you, but I feel ‘forced’ to ‘have to do what’s best for me’…and ‘be there for me’…from hearing all about having to feel/be/do/have that for DECADES!

Anyway, I just…have a frightened feeling about our leaders and this Nation of Laws …when the California Mental Health Department can expressly break the law 17,000 times to set sexual predators free…so I can be totally traumatized by more murders and thus hear government spokespeople, experts, and media say “frightened and outraged” so i’m more cowardly than evah and just about paralyzed into fear and depression! So you can see, my case for Affordable Health Care…is as compelling as your need to pay for it.

Educational Mysteries vs. Indoctrinational Certainties

Posted by Buck68 on March 9th, 2010 filed in Uncategorized
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by Buck68™, March 9th 2010
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What is all this fright and outrage over Texas waterBoarding of Textbooks all about? Must You/He/They/Them [YHTT] Listen to Me to No…until YHTT are frightened and outraged No Mo?

Educational Mystery: who’s God?
Indoctrinational Certainty: There is no God…Before Me! Trust…Me! I bring Hope and Change….

Educational Mystery: what’s Education?
Indoctrinational Certainty: words, things, whatever…are EXACTLY what I say they are…are.

Educational Mystery: what are reason & logic and how do they work?
Indoctrinational Certainty: I be reasonable, YHTT be unreasonable.

Educational Mystery: what is the Scientific Method, the Problem Solving process – and how do they work?
Indoctrinational Certainty: I tell YHTT what to think, how to feel.

Educational Mystery: how do we learn, think, assess, consider, compare/contrast?
Indoctrinational Certainty: Follow Me.

Educational Mystery: How do we communicate, describe, advocate?
Indoctrinational Certainty: Me telling YHTT; YHTT being stimulated and responding EXACTLY as I program and cue YHTT.

Educational Mystery: What are things greater than human beings, and how do we inquire about them?
Indoctrinational Certainty: Origin, Evolution, Progress, and Eternity are inevitably and randomly EXACTLY whatever I tell you.

Educational Mystery: How do we determine perspective and relationship?
Indoctrinational Certainty: I AM Perspective and Relationship.

Educational Mystery: What are morals and ethics and how do they work?
Indoctrinational Certainty: I am appropriate; YHTT are inappropriate unless you feel, think, and do EXACTLY what I say.

Educational Mystery: the common human search and striving for knowledge, truth, and right.
Indoctrinational Certainty: I AM the way, the truth, and the life.

Educational Mystery: Who knows, how?
Indoctrinational Certainty: I know, trust Me.

So, I asked at the beginning, what is all this fright and outrage texting about? In terms of education compared to indoctrination, what is prevailing via media? What i’ve seen ignores both to favor exciting versions of “get what I want by any means”. Are not the usual inputs about money, class size, whatevering words, and why the other guy is evil and stupid?! I’d welcome rational inputs discussing the above comparisons.

Speaking of “terror”, what is “fright and outrage” if not forms of terror? How about keeping Gitmo open…for all those American elitists busy telling and making us cowards ‘be that way”?

“Free speech” you say? Perhaps today’s ‘free’ speech is as affordable or sustainable as our exploding debts that we keep papering “In God We Trust” money to cover…up.

The Cowardly Citizen’s “I Have A Dream… “

Posted by Buck68 on March 9th, 2010 filed in Uncategorized
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by Buck68™, March 9th 2010
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…that this is how It Is for Me, Thee Natural Evolved Me of Progress, just being fair, feeling right however I wanna, whenever, about whatever. It’s MyWorld, where others always owe me more money and benefits and are there for me and it happens for me. As i drift peacefully off in MySpace…Mine Eyes hypnotically following the Celebrating noises and feelings of…zzz….

1-You, he, they, them [YHTT] – are to blame however I feel, for whatever I say, whenever.
2-I own good ideas, facts, logic, fairness, and so froth. YHTT own all the bad and wrong and evil stuff.
3-Whatever I feel is…is. Like, as I say it…it is. Like, I say ‘appropriate’, it is so. I say inappropriate…it is so. I say ‘affordable’…and lo, it is so. Me = Truth.

So, being humble, fair, and appropriate as I AM…Here Are Thee Final Solutions that YHTT must do immediately or horrifying worst ever emergencies will happen and YHTT will go to… SomewHere that Is Totally Terrifying!

1-Always do EXACTLY as I feel, whenever I say, so YHTT will never be wrong!
2-Fix “unsustainable” by printing more paper money, raising the Debt Ceiling [aka "lower the bar so it does not rise to the level"] and redistributing whatever from those that I say have it, to those I want to have more.
3-Whenever you hear “frightened and outraged” immediately salivate and Be That Way!
4-Whenever you hear “so …it …will …never …happen …again,” feel ‘closure’ and GoTo Celebrate until you hear #3 again.
5-Morals, ethics, math, logic, reasoning…these are wrong and evil for YHTT. I will tell you by Hope and Change EXACTLY whatever you need.
6-YHTT must Celebrate Diversity and Respect All Lifestyles and Cultures [CD RALAC] …except one. That One you must not feel, think, or say anything about, but IMMEDIATELY ALWAYS keep sayin’ “Separation of Church and State” whenever you hear, see, touch ANYTHING about it…until it goes away in your mind and YHTT once again Hear Only My Voice.

[SNAP]!

Now, YHTT feel fully awake, refreshed…good about yourself…and most of all, THAR grateful to Me! YHTT just know it’s all about the Reality Fantasy of …the content of MY character….