by Buck68™, June 17th, 2012
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[well, i was so busy with my war on women and dreaming of playing golf ...i'm a day late posting to Father's Day. Typical father, but my videocam is ON to catch the cops profiling and i've been there since day 1. Now back in time to FORWARD to my evolving appropriate composite father].
All hail and honor, you fathers on your day! I AM my brother’s and sister’s Keeper…and I so feel I’m evolving to be Fathers’ Keepers too. Why isn’t there Father’s Month… to Raise Your Awareness? Oh well. There is MyExample for The Nation… and that is sufficient.
Are there more undocumented fathers today, just yearning to be present instead of absent? Congress will not act. Congress does nothing and you know who’s to blame. In the mean time, we need Executive Action to … give all deadbeat dads an Affirmative Action but not Amnesty from their absence from their children, but only from their moms if the moms agree. You know who wars on women, and who …empathizes to get justice for the victims of father… er, where’s dad… er, the evil ones. Happy Father’s Day …i have Permitted Your Children to Dream.
Happy Fathers’ Day! I AM the Giver of Shots and Breaks.
I hereby announce, waive, except, act, exempt… all my brothers who the evil rich discriminate against by calling them “deadbeat dads”.
Be evolving to the progress of true fatherhood! Fathers – be all you can be – an anonymous sperm donor [except, of course, for child support if the Mom, or the person playing Mom…feels like finding you through DNA].
Speaking of DNA, our skyrocketing investing in the Health Care of genetic modification to anonymous sperm is happening! Imagine when all sperm are totally equal on the level playing field so each mom ‘has choice’ to pick whichever better equal same differences to ‘have’ for her ‘fetal tissue’ …or a surrogate’s. It will Be the Fairness of the Totally Equals by girl or boy, whatever race, whatever feature, whatever evolvings to the millions of genetic markers that need to be equally different to have choice. This will make health care much fairer and cheaper, and get rid of all those imperfections that cost way too much.
Planned Parenthood – totally, honestly, actually, really [THAR]. It… is… planned…. Only the subject [doer] of the planning is omitted – like an empathetic judge excludes evidence that is… ‘too probative’ … ‘too prejudicial for the jury’.
Er… I give exemptions to all my friends who happen to feel or be …or befeel … uh… not all they can be. It was so demeaning when the evil ones humiliated them by naming them “handicapped”.