by Buck68™, July 22nd, 2011
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Lincoln began his Address with Four score and seven years ago. In 1863, the number 20 was a common English meaning of the word “score”. Isn’t it amazing that, in an address ‘so short’, Lincoln took 4 words to say “87”? Today, 148 years of Progress later, ‘score’ means a Diversity of things, several pred-icated on kinds of Natural Selection. Today, we ‘keep score’ and ‘just say score’ to gratify that primal natural urge to ‘win’; to ‘be on top’; to ‘get mine’. Every little empathetic feeling of ‘just being my self’ … gets … ‘score’. Today ‘having a relationship’, is whatever form of feeling, or even ‘actually’ … the so natural biochemically induced ‘high’ … of beating someone. Positively beastial Progress. Score: I’m ONLY human! I’m SO excited! Look at all the ‘scoring’ that happened at Gettysburg. Thousands upon thousands of ultimate “Getties”. Just imagine all the Civil Warriors shouting ‘score’ ‘in his face’ like we do today – as they had gun violence happen. ‘Score’ by the “epic fail” of the …one who lost his life or limb. And do forget that recent Civil War gravesite forensics identified thousands of skeletal remains as probably female. I can’t wait until Fact-Based Science ‘dis-covers’ …how they were Kept Down. But Ob-viously, Lincoln is going to “score” bigtime epic charismatic in his Speech! Only 2 words, and he’s already SCORED twice… or is that 80 times? I luv Lincoln… what a Scorer!
…our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation,
Well, imagine my ‘disappointment’ after 80 Scores … when Lincoln just moves on to that evil sexist patriarchal thingy, “fathers”. Lincoln just purged my luv 4 him – poof. NOW we no that all men are happened equal …ly … bad. They are Epic Fail… except when I give a charismatic one… whatever he wants and takes. I waver with waivers. I luv Mother Nature… except for that part about Survival of the Fittest. THAT…needs ‘to be empathized’ into ‘getting justice’.
But, Lincoln got it rite: it’s not America, it’s not the United States, it’s “this continent”. It’s …the environment. Lincoln went green! I luv him.
Darn that Lincoln! I be warning people for years about him… how you just can’t trust him. Ya try to be nice to him, give him ‘cred’, and the very next phrase, there he goes again! “A new nation” indeed! ‘Nations’ are the problem”. They are… ‘so wrong’. Sustainable multicultural fundamentally redistributed villages that minimally interact with the environment… are The Fair and CAIR Empathy Solution! Feel the empathy of … plantation, reservation.
…conceived in liberty…
I’m … just … frightened and outraged that this horrific phrase has not been appropriately reinvented so our kids can be invested Educated instead of Oppressed. Oh, the NEEEEEED for raising awareness! How can Lincoln be so evil in only 3 words?
First, “conceived”. It is so wrong to think; you MUST be Empathized to Get Social Justice. And the horrors of using conception to first force dominating violence on women, then inflict pain on them, then oppress them by abusing Mother Nature’s uh… natural nurturing instincts to Keep Women Down [colloquial, ‘barefoot and pregnant’]…! It is so evil, it is …sad. But the Circle of Injustice doesn’t end there. Women are demonized when they only ‘choose’. I can’t uh …conceive of …any eviler thing than what happens to women. Science explains it: “random determinism in entropy”. It must be stopped! Naturally, correct artificial implanting with artificially corrected DNA by Affordable Health Care… is the natural environmental way to minimize interference. Invest in implant hosts for the Culture of Humanity!
Thus, in Liberty… – the totally honestly actually really [THAR] Liberty of the Empathy of Fundamentally Transforming for Sustainability – is so rite, so exciting, so caring, so level.
THAR she blows! Lady Liberty is what Lincoln really knew – he Had A Vision Statement of the Future. It had been determined that THAR Lady Liberty would actually be there for us… as a Statue in New York Harbor into the future… always there for us… so we ‘had it’ by whatever means a Fair Empathetic could dream of….