Glenn Beck to Play or Parody Solomon?

Posted by Buck68 on March 17th, 2010 filed in Uncategorized

by Buck68™, March 17th 2010
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This guy Glenn Beck has a program on FoxNews Channel. He put up an email, askglennanything@gmail.com and said he’d take a whole hour to answer questions. I have a few here… and many more. Just imagine my fright and outrage and cowardly confusion if I don’t Get Help!!! I …have a pre-existing condition! I ‘organized’ the questions into 3 categories: the Census, Logic, and Czars. Then i added some more at the end cuz i lerned once u had to have a summary and conclusion.

CENSUS
NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#6]:
>why is there No Place to Mark for bisexuals, transgenders, and eunuchs?
>why must I “mark ONE box” [M or F]…when I’ve been told countless times I must “get in touch with my feminine side”?
>what is “sex”? Physical? Emotional? Whatever I feel…whenever? What if I am given some Hope and Change about mysex?
>if i’m in counseling to “Explore My Sexuality”, where’s the box for “i’m not sure until I’m told by the Expert, and after I’m not sure cuz the Expert may Change me”?
>I read “Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars”, but smarter people have told me I’m from Pluto, which isn’t even a planet any more, so what am I?

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#8]:
>how do I know my “origin”, which i must answer by law? The Law of Evolution says….
>if I have more than 1 “origin” or “race”… how many “special rights” and special government progams and benefits am I “entitled” to? Who gets to make more for Me?

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#9]: Why ARE “Filipino, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Guamanian, Chamorro, Samoan, ‘and so on’”, and “some other race – print race” … “Races” …but:
>”"Hispanic origins are not a race for this census”"?
>ANY European Nation except Spain, …ANY African Nation… ANY Muslim Nation …any Middle Eastern Nation …ARE NOT a “race”?”

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#9]:
>why is there No Place for the Chosen People [Muslims or Jews]? At least the Hispanics ‘get mention’ [but don't count]!
>Are the Muslims and the Jews one “race”; and, if so…where’s their box to mark?
>why is there no box for HUMAN RACE?

NonSenseUs: [ref Census Q#9]:
>Can the Irish be a race on their day, March 17th? If the right group has their day, can they have their race?
>is it appropriate to Be a Fool on April Fool’s Day? A Fool, of course, is not accountable for his behavior and responses. Then, i could be free to be Myself on at least 1 day…or petition Dear Leader to change my name to April First ‘to be’ a Fool!

LOGIC
The Chief Law Enforcement Officer of the US has declared America “a nation of cowards”. As a citizen, this is my most exciting chance to be “special”. What are my special rights as a Legally Declared Coward?
AG Holder has declared America “a nation of cowards”. Can I do like Congress and “deem” myself not a coward? If I do, will AG Holder strip me of my citizenship and deport me? If AG Holder does, can I re-deem myself because it’s been done many times by The Other Party…or would it be better for me to just sneak back in?

I feel passionate about this. To be total, honest, actual, and real, I just say “totally, honestly, actually, really” [THAR] somewhere in the just sayin’ I’m saying. Like, I really have a question here, honestly.

Why is foolishness the one thing Exceptional Americans [individually and in any group] always have an infinite supply of ‘more’ of?
A: It is written, “the wisdom of God is foolishness to the world”.

If I am totally right in my own mind, but say “I’m only human”, what happens to my righteousness when I have my next thought, feeling,
passion…happening?

When the expert in the presser after the tragedy says, “…so…it…will…never…happen…again” – has this ever come true? How “exceptional” am I for believing that “expert”?

Attorney General Holder just testified to Congress that he knows the future of Osama Bin Laden, whose Miranda rights don’t matter cuz he’ll never be captured alive.
>Q#1: what’s my future?
>Q#2 IF [and onlly if] our Attorney General is not omniscient, why didn’t any of our Esteemed Congresspersons…or Ever Watchful Media… identify and pursue that little, lower than The Level, perjury?
>Q#3: If AG Holder’s really God, why isn’t he President and Czar of Czars…or instantly Separated from the State?

Did Bill O’Reilly say on The Factor this past Tuesday that Moveon.org wrote “thousands died from lack of health care insurance”? Question: who of the estimated 15 Million uninsured young Americans died from their choice not to buy health care insurance in 2009, and how did no insurance kill them, and why aren’t there warning labels on all insurance policies that not having them could cause death worse than…Viagra?

Can a person with no morals or relative ethics, “lie” or say/do anything ‘wrong’?

If a person believes “the ends justify the means”, can he or she ever do anything wrong?

If a person believes “I bring Hope and Change” to all Americans, how do the other 299,999,999 Americans get their hopes and changes back?

If a person feels “right in his own mind” …is he? Or, if a person feels right in his own mind, Who is he feeling like?

If I feel you are wrong, and you feel I am wrong, who’s right? If this is how 300,000,000 Americans feel, then what is going on while we all have passion and faith and pray…to whatever we feel?

I’m considering adopting a kid, so this is important. If I’m a parent and have $5 to give my kid for allowance, but promised $25, can I print a $20 and give it? Can I write an IOU and put on it “full faith and credit”? Is she oppressed if I don’t?

CZAR
I feel passionate about ‘affordable’! Where do I go whenever I have this passion so the Right Czar can tell me what’s Affordable so it will ‘be that way for me’? Or not…so I can be oppressed?

Where are the 27 Czars’ quotas for how many times per day I must be “outraged” when THEY say so …so I can meet my quotas and then get back to “Celebrating Diversity …Respecting All Lifestyles and Cultures” [CD RALAC]?

Why are there 27 Czars and ZERO Czarinas?

SUMMARY
Bonus Q#1: When you are To Blame, Can I Do Whatever or Not, and Blame you…or they? Then I will never break a law in The Nation of Laws…or Rise To The Level.

Bonus Q#2: I AM Appropriate: are you Inappropriate when I feel like it?

Bonus Q#3: Is MyAppropriate…Affordable?

CONCLUSION
Parting Question: If somebody did something wrong before, then I can do it too cuz he did it first?