by Buck68™, June 15th, 2012
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John Hawkins’ article illustrates the Natural Progress of the Truth of ‘they did it’ and ‘they are always wrong’. Since lying doesn’t rise to the level, and everybody does it, let’s move on to the popular, “in” spiring emotion of “annoying”. Are you “in”?
How stimulating! How exciting. How outrageous. How…typical. Types…of annoying? Or, do imaging birds of an annoying feather, flock together? Shall we explore Dear John …and ask?
First, John outs “The Sell Outs“. To do so, he covers love, what people want to hear, claims, the two sides, criticizing, agitation, a pass, infuriating, performing, and balance. All by… just saying the words. Since I “have no integrity”… am I annoyed… in a loving way?
Second, John traverses near and too far, the other direction, I’m more than you, there’s no difference, and taking your ball and going home. He mentions the “chances of actually” … just before reverting to the ever natural “wanting to have it your way”. He departs his type 2, “the Purists” with the totally brilliant “you’re not ever going to get everything you want”. As if that’s gonna stop me – your favorite Natural Man just being Himself – from getting …getting …getting.
Dear John, if there’s one defining difference between the labels of men, Who can Divine it? Who among us is NOT the “Appropriator“? What is the difference between less and more… of no integrity? What is the different between one mark… and another. Who who “brands”… is not branded by his branding of others? So Dear John, thank you for “helping to ruin the country”.
I wonder if John mispeld Bobblehead in his Type 4 of Bubbleheads. If average is better than smarter, perhaps no one but the Dumb and Dumber have any idea how out of touch they are… are. Look what WE … “end up with.” And if “annoying” is “thinking”… whatever could be part of the problem.
Type 5 Annoying Label: The Compromise Fetishists. John, what fetish is it when some Somebody claims a BILL from Congress… “will make the country significantly better overall”? Perhaps… when “compromise” starts with “getting” … it’s just another bill of goods? How do i rise to the level of stupid, when i will not recognize, let alone compromise, with my own stupidity? This is so annoying to ME… that YOU are to blame.
And so, all Dearest best and brightest …and so passionate …and ‘getters’ …and claimers of whatever … let our annoying continue?
Let the skin colors of profiling diversify to Annoying Noise Diversity …as the content of character decomposes in the grave of integrity.
Honest. I AM FORWARD. I hold My Truth to be Self-Evident, that I have transformed all of you and whatever… to be annoyingly inferior.
So, Dear Johns, you are do nothings, I have to act. I announce, I exempt, I waiver, I enforce, I kill, I do not enforce, I get, I sue. RELAX [until your next Stimulation]. I rule by Prosecutorial Discretion. It is My Campaign of My Celebrity. Thou shalt not Annoy Me… but you can whine & blame to your heart’s content. It’s only human nature. My Justice is Empathetically De-Creed: “A Nation of Cowards”.