The Ten Commandments …Socially Justified

Posted by Buck68 on April 17th, 2010 filed in Uncategorized

by Buck68™, April 17th 2010
©2010 by Buck68™, all rites re-served. Each use whatsoever requires prior written permission from the author [email: abuck68@yahoo.com]

NOW we Cowards all THAR* know that the imperfect [man] needs to “separate” from the Perfect [God] in order to Evolve and Progress. How do we know…the experts TELL us so! The Experts are SomeBody! Somebody…Special! Elite who Know Better than Cowards. So…let the Elite show up God …with the Social Justice of Our Justice of the Ten [thousand, million, billion, or trillion] Commandments! But IOU just the First 10…because I’m too Cowardly to feel more until I’m told EXACTLY what to feel, think, and do.

Note: Out-of-Touch 10 Commandments taken from the NKJV of the old cultural sheepherder’s tales stolen from other cultures unless they were wrong to begin with.

God1-I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
Man1-I AM the Elite, the Special, the better than YOU. I bring you out of oppression, out of bondage. Do EXACTLY whatever I tell you, EXACTLY how I tell you…and you will NEVER… BE …WRONG.

God2-You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
Man2-You Cowards shall not think or listen to anyone but Me, your Elite. You shall not read, write, feel, say, carry any posters for, vote, or do any other thing in the Universe EXCEPT: love Me and Keep My Commandments. For Elite are jealous of our Power and will visit iniquity on Cowards unto the 3rd and 4th generations of whomever Elites say “hate Me”. Anyone who does not love Me…hates Me.

God3-You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
Man3-You Cowards shall not take the Names of Elites in vain, for Thee Best Elite Ever, Dear Leader, will not hold you Cowards guiltless who takes His Name in vain.

God4-Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
Man4-Remember My SayDaze, to keep whatever Elites say Holy. Cowards shall labor whenever, however Elites say, and Dear Leader shall take whatever, whenever, however from laboring Cowards and give it to feed His Sheep. In the Right Time Elite made Progress to Utopia from Oppression, which is whatever is…is that Elites tell Cowards. Elite ends socially justify Elite means, and Cowards must be so excited by Elites.

God5-Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
Man5-Honor your Elites. DO NOT Honor your mother or your father, or your days may be short upon the land Elites own. Elites might say you can feel ‘this land is your land’ …so you must keep paying more for it, but never own.

God6-You shall not murder.
Man6-Cowards shall murder EXACTLY who Elites tell you to, when you are told to, how you are told to, where you are told to…by the millions.

God7-You shall not commit adultery.
Man7-Cowards shall commit adultery with every living thing, inanimate objects, themselves, as often as possible. And every adultery shall NOT ‘rise to the level’…except if Elites say that adulterer is… “inappropriate”.

God8-You shall not steal.
Man8-Cowards shall steal and celebrate naming their stealing; like “payday”, “getting mine”, “reparations”, “fair share”, “pain and suffering”! And whenever stealing, sing the overcoming hymn: “OJ OJ OJ…Dear Leader Almighty!”

God9-You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
Man9-Cowards shall ‘whatever’ and ‘just sayin’ 24/7/365 witness against every Nobody; against every person place or thing THAR* Elites Tell is “inappropriate”.

God10-You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.
Man10-Cowards shall covet everything because Cowards own nothing and need to covetously wail the loudest in order for Dear Leaders to hear and feed them Hope and Change…and their neighbor’s significant other[s], extended family members or friends, employees, pets, or anything else that that neighborly Coward inappropriately feels he ‘owns’ without Dear Leader’s just sayin’ and IOU blessing of “Special Rights”.

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*THAR is the author’s acronym for “Totally, Honestly, Actually, Really” – the Fab4 Jest Sayin’ werds that make every Appropriate Coward that way by jest sayin’.